Fiction

Snippets I probably won’t ever finish
Prompts free to a good home

30 Days, 30 Drafts

Satirical news articles

Devastating: Local cat has never been fed

Vegan survives desert island ordeal by eating the corpses of those who badgered him with obnoxious hypotheticals

Original fiction

They’re not gonna do a brain scan, are they?

The Drive

Fanfiction

Final Fantasy XIV

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The Final Night
The last time for Themis and Erichthonios. (Implied sexual content, nothing explicit on-page.)
(English & toki pona)

The God of Death and the Man He Loved
An in-universe myth.

Ascension of the Kamuy
Backstory.

Ishgardian Salt Rocks: A Primer
Headcanon.

Undress (me with) your eyes
Azem Being A Chaos Gremlin (affectionate)

our souls interlaced
That soulmark AU that infected my brain.

our souls interlaced (prelude)
A companion piece to the above.

stacked to the heavens where our sins took root
“But between us and our goal loomed a final misbegotten fiend.”

The Moon on the Snows
Magnai meets his Nhaama in Garlemald.
(English & toki pona)

The Yak Came Back
The Warrior of Light does a levequest.

Shade
The Warrior of Light chats with Hythlodaeus’ shade.
(English & toki pona)

Exercises in Rhetoric
Hades and Hythlodaeus take Bacchus, the future Azem, to the Hall of Rhetoric. (Need to rewrite this; I think it’d be better with Hades being the one dragged there unawares.)

Turn Around at the Fork in the Road
“No,” Ryusei decides. “I won’t let them forget!”

Old fandoms

I don’t write for these fandoms anymore, but I’m still fond of these stories.

Kamen Rider W

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Aegis
A moment between Shotaro and Akiko when everything has gone wrong.

Care and Feeding of Your Philip
Philip is a mess. Shotaro is trying.

the dawning of
Philip’s first new year.

Fool Me Twice
Philip is back. Shotaro couldn’t be happier.

Getting By
What if Philip and Wakana had left Fuuto?

Granular Material
Philip suddenly cares about snow. A lot.

I Don’t Quite
fakemarriage.trope

In Plain Sight
Animorphs fusion.

Instead of P
Sokichi and Shotaro try to rescue a lost child. It goes wrong.

Original Research
The Narumi Detective Agency gets banned from Wikipedia.

Ship The Impossible Ship
Philip meets social media.

the way to a man’s heart (is through his city)
In which Kirihiko lives.

The Wind Beneath My Wings
Wingfic.

Talk Nerdy To Me
Fun with the Double Driver. (NSFW)

Soulmates AU

stained with red, awash in green
Shotaro meets his soulmate.

rainbows in their eyes
Sequel to the above.

Kamen Rider Ghost

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as she dances in the widescreen of her existence
Alia and Kanon converse.

desire to consume the beautiful sphere
With takoyaki in hand, Alain encounters Javert.

Kalium
Kanon and Akari go on a date.

the human body, or as i like to call it, “suffer puppet”
Alternate Clickhole title: You’ll Never Believe These 6 Inconvenient Things The Human Body Does!

Homestuck

Yeah, I used to write for this dumpster fire of a fandom. I had more fics than this, but I don’t really like most of them anymore.

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Larghetto Affettuoso
“What trickery is this?”
“No trickery. Name’s Dirk. I’m here to make a deal with you, Jake English.”

thank you for your order
Dirk trolls his bro through the internet.

Undertale

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I Can Feel The Sun
“The control over our body was actually split between us. They were the one that picked up their own empty body. And then, when we got to the village... They were the one that wanted to... to use our full power. I was the one that resisted. And then, because of me, we...”

Freeze In Place
Another child falls. Chara is there.

Monday Morning
Alphys stays up too late coding. Again.

The Baby-Sitters Club

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At the Shallow End
Janine comes out as bisexual. Claudia tries to be supportive.

It’s Not Exactly Brain Surgery
Janine goes to magic school.

The Secret World of Alex Mack

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A Greener Alex
In which a chemical plant plot gone awry sees Alex de-aged.