[The artist and his wife are sitting on the ground.]
Wife: I was a little bitchy in yesterday's comic. We never even had that conversation.
Artist: Sorry. But no one else IRL even knows about the webcomic, so...
Wife: So why not just make someone up? Use a generic bald stick figure?
Artist: ...oh. Right. I could have done that.
[Close-up of Wife.]
Wife: Wait, we never had this conversation, either.
[View of both characters, again. Artist is standing up to run away.]
Wife: Are you doing that thing again where you worry about hypothetical scenarios where people are mad at you for innocuous things?
Artist: Uhhhh, sorry, gotta go!