Homestuck fanfic

Yeah, I used to write for this dumpster fire of a fandom. I had more fics than this, but I don’t really like most of them anymore.

Larghetto Affettuoso
“What trickery is this?”
“No trickery. Name’s Dirk. I’m here to make a deal with you, Jake English.”

thank you for your order
Dirk trolls his bro through the internet.