What anti-“woke” thinkpieces sound like

Went to the store today at 2PM (not “14 o’clock” as the globalists would have you believe). I paid for my purchase and as I was about to leave, you know what the cashier said?

“Have a good one!”

Are we so afraid of offending snowflakes these days that we can’t even call the time of day by what it is? Oooh, can’t say “have a good day” anymore because what if some professional victim throws a fit because shmee identifies as a morning person?!

I’m done with this crap. You know what I did? I puffed out my chest and proudly replied, “Have a good day!”

That cashier must have been as sick of the woke mob as me, because he smiled at my display of facts and logic. A small victory — but a victory nonetheless — for rationality.