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[External view of a shipping container labeled “MEAT Transport Solutions”.]

[Inside the shipping container, one person (Victim) is chained up by their arms on a rack of hanging meat. Another person (Kidnapper) stands nearby holding a baseball bat.]
Kidnapper: So. You ready to talk?

Victim: Fine. I’ll talk. You know this setup is inaccurate, right? Meat in shipping containers like this is usually chained to the floor, too, so the center of balance doesn't shift during transport.

[A beat panel while the kidnapper processes this.]

[The kidnapper swings the bat at the victim, who seems surprised that their nitpicky facts did not improve the situation.]

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