Transcript
[The author and his wife are out shopping. Author looks at a box of Nom-brand food in his hand while Wife reaches for something on the shelf.]
Author: Oh no.
Wife: What’s wrong?
Author: They changed it.
[The author clenches a fist and holds the box up defiantly.]
Author: It says “same great taste”, but I know that’s a lie. If it was the same they wouldn’t have to say anything! They’re trying to lull me into a false sense of security.
[Wife reaches a hand out toward him comfortingly.]
Wife: Look, why not try it before jumping to conclusions?
Author: Sorry. I’ve been burned before.
Wife: I know.