Doctor’s Office


[A doctor is speaking with a patient who is sitting in a chair.]

Doctor: Any coughing, sneezing, aches, pains?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Shortness of breath?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Adverse reactions to your meds?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Have you seen a dentist or eye doctor in the last three months or the last year?
Patient: Uh. The last three months, or the last year?
Doctor: Right.
Patient: Uh... yes?
Doctor: Good. Any suicidal thoughts?
Patient: No.
Doctor: Homicidal thoughts?
Patient: this moment?

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